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Sarnia Middle School Hockey Dynasty Under Review
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Read MoreCanadian Military Tests New Emergency Phrase: “The Enemy Has the Puck”
Officials say highest alert level remains “empty net” The Canadian military is reportedly testing a new emergency mobilization phrase designed…
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Alberta Begrudgingly Admits Montreal Is Canada’s Team
Sources describe the mood across the province as tense but patriotic, with several residents admitting they do want a Canadian…
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Children Disappointed After Mr. Invisible Library Appearance Appears Not to Appear
Library representatives say the booking was made in good faith. They added that the only other available superhero was Captain…
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Lake Huron Pickerel Seek Walleye Union Membership
A possible labour dispute is developing beneath the surface of Lake Huron after a group of local pickerel reportedly began…
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Local Pothole Enters Mayoral Race
Sarnia’s municipal race took an unexpected turn this week after a pothole on Exmouth Street reportedly announced its intention to…
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“Moose” Mallory
Local middle school athletics are facing unexpected scrutiny after the Northern Pines Grade Six Cougars extended their winning streak to…
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